MOoo Greetings \(' u')/
As you can see I'm a Legend of Zelda fan
Midna would be my favorite character
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

lamelohan:

*teacher hands you homework on the first day of school*

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tastefullyoffensive:

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majortvjunkie:

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diverguy727:

I have a new love for America

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum, via legendofzeldaforlife)

x-lucid-dreaming-x:

Dragged.

knightriley:

when you’re playing five nights at freddy’s and you run out of power
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(via zeldaddicted)

officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

(via marcospantiess)

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.
sage-of-winds:

Midna by Sage-of-Winds
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automaticgiraffe:

Quick and dirty color.